Elmo's delight

[Groundhog]

A new employee is hired at the "Tickle Me Elmo" (a cuddly toy
which laughs when tickled) factory. The Personnel Manager explains
her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.

The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory
floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of
the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the
Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the
little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I
am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your job is to
give Elmo "two test tickles".