we seem to have no female members left?

(RIP) PLANK · 13-07-2011, 23:02

where have they gone? what can we do to expand out female membership?

zippy656 · 14-07-2011, 07:40

talk to every femail T2 driver we see...

give them the promo card or flyer

macabethiel · 14-07-2011, 07:49

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Originally Posted by PLANK

where have they gone? what can we do to expand out female membership?

We will need an agony aunt page and a womens health thread and a virtual make-up club ! lol.

What me stereotyping - not me I am mid cycle my hormones are level this week!

clivvy · 14-07-2011, 08:08

i'd offer a picture of me naked to attract the ladies, only im not attractive....

rustic · 14-07-2011, 08:55

When we talk about suppliers, and we mention Milners they will probably think we are talking about a hat shop ( Milliners)...

What type of Terrano do you have?
A RED one...

And when we talk about "brake" shoes....... they will probably try to buy some red ones as they think it may be the latest style.

Hate to think what they will think about the download on "How to change your pads"

Miss your car won't start as your batterie's flat.
What shape should it be....?

To those ladies who may be reading this, I'm only joking.

Since you ladies are able to multitask more than us men.

You can file your nails while changing the oil, something us men would find impossible to do.

makeitfit · 14-07-2011, 09:34

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Originally Posted by rustic

You can file your nails while changing the oil, something us men would find impossible to do.

Changing oil you say...........hmmm

jims-terrano · 14-07-2011, 10:20

Where the hell do they put their handbags in a Terrano?

No seriously I thought we had a couple of lady members?

Jim

rustic · 14-07-2011, 12:34

[QUOTE=jims-terrano;153974]Where the hell do they put their handbags in a Terrano?[QUOTE]
They throw out all the non essentials, like jack, wheel brace, tools, spares, and fill all the other places with make up, and the like..

ClanWolf · 14-07-2011, 17:02

Read this thread. For in it there is the reason why we have no female members

Deleted account DD · 14-07-2011, 18:44

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Originally Posted by ClanWolf

Read this thread. For in it there is the reason why we have no female members

dunno, my missus would probably join if they had done a radley version.

(RIP) PLANK · 14-07-2011, 19:36

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Originally Posted by ClanWolf

Read this thread. For in it there is the reason why we have no female members

spot on!

13-07-2011, 23:02	#1
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	we seem to have no female members left? where have they gone? what can we do to expand out female membership?

14-07-2011, 08:55	#5
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	When we talk about suppliers, and we mention Milners they will probably think we are talking about a hat shop ( Milliners)... What type of Terrano do you have? A RED one... And when we talk about "brake" shoes....... they will probably try to buy some red ones as they think it may be the latest style. Hate to think what they will think about the download on "How to change your pads" Miss your car won't start as your batterie's flat. What shape should it be....? To those ladies who may be reading this, I'm only joking. Since you ladies are able to multitask more than us men. You can file your nails while changing the oil, something us men would find impossible to do. __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

14-07-2011, 12:34	#8
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	[QUOTE=jims-terrano;153974]Where the hell do they put their handbags in a Terrano?[QUOTE] They throw out all the non essentials, like jack, wheel brace, tools, spares, and fill all the other places with make up, and the like.. __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

14-07-2011, 07:40	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	talk to every femail T2 driver we see... give them the promo card or flyer

14-07-2011, 08:08	#4
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	i'd offer a picture of me naked to attract the ladies, only im not attractive....

14-07-2011, 10:20	#7
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	Where the hell do they put their handbags in a Terrano? No seriously I thought we had a couple of lady members? Jim

14-07-2011, 17:02	#9
ClanWolf Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: West Sussex Vehicle: Terrano II 2.4i SE Posts: 319	Read this thread. For in it there is the reason why we have no female members