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Old 17-03-2011, 22:32   #1
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Red face yet another blonde joke

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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Old 17-03-2011, 23:52   #2
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Blonde is told,of an accident where 2 brazilian men died sky diving.

says how awful, pauses then asks how many is a brazilian?
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