road safety

briggie · 07-02-2011, 21:55

the following is a excerpt from the monster raving loony parties manifesto

Road Safety
Why are the 'airbags' in cars described as safety devices?
It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

07-02-2011, 22:03

i could see that working lol ,also sales of angle grinders would go up!

briggie · 07-02-2011, 22:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by jace

i could see that working lol ,also sales of angle grinders would go up!

heres the rest of the manifesto jace lol

http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?...d-there-s-more

rustic · 07-02-2011, 22:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

Road Safety
Why are the 'airbags' in cars described as safety devices?
It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

Hang on, this is how cars were designed in the 70's, the spike was the steering column, they didn't collapse then.
Seat belts weren't the norm either.

07-02-2011, 22:22

speed cameras turned off,accidents down,must be no panic breakings gone lol

07-02-2011, 21:55	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	road safety the following is a excerpt from the monster raving loony parties manifesto Road Safety Why are the 'airbags' in cars described as safety devices? It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

07-02-2011, 22:03	#2
jace Guest Posts: n/a	i could see that working lol ,also sales of angle grinders would go up!

07-02-2011, 22:22	#5
jace Guest Posts: n/a	speed cameras turned off,accidents down,must be no panic breakings gone lol