the burglar

briggie · 30-01-2011, 00:12

A man went to the police station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his home the previous night.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, you don't understand," said the man. "I just want to ask him how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

30-01-2011, 00:12	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	the burglar A man went to the police station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his home the previous night. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, you don't understand," said the man. "I just want to ask him how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"