Boob jokes

lacroupade · 26-01-2011, 13:10

Alright lads, lets get it out of our systems....your worst boob jokes if you please.....

STARTER FOR 10.

A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says “I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?”

The woman says “Well of course if it helps, but do you have really not have any idea where your wife might be?”

“Not a clue” he says “ she's been missing for over two hours, but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of nowhere!”

R1cho · 26-01-2011, 13:18

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

R1cho · 26-01-2011, 13:22

Two guys are talking in a bar.
One of them proclaims, "I'm a breast man, myself."
The other replies, "You know, that's awfully sexist!"
The first corrects himself, "You're right. I'm a breast *person*."

lacroupade · 26-01-2011, 14:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1cho

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

...the other side says "don't talk with your mouth full".....

evs1984 · 26-01-2011, 15:33

Here's a one liner... I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

elty001 · 26-01-2011, 19:54

the mrs was talking to me about having a boob job,so i told her to save her money and just rub toilet roll between them everyday.
will that work she asks?
well it has worked on your arse i replied.

zippy656 · 26-01-2011, 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by elty001

the mrs was talking to me about having a boob job,so i told her to save her money and just rub toilet roll between them everyday.
will that work she asks?
well it has worked on your arse i replied.

i take it you were running away at the time?

26-01-2011, 13:10	#1
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Boob jokes Alright lads, lets get it out of our systems....your worst boob jokes if you please..... STARTER FOR 10. A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says “I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?” The woman says “Well of course if it helps, but do you have really not have any idea where your wife might be?” “Not a clue” he says “ she's been missing for over two hours, but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of nowhere!”

26-01-2011, 13:18	#2
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for? Its Braille for "suck here".

26-01-2011, 13:22	#3
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	Two guys are talking in a bar. One of them proclaims, "I'm a breast man, myself." The other replies, "You know, that's awfully sexist!" The first corrects himself, "You're right. I'm a breast person."

26-01-2011, 15:33	#5
evs1984 Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: wales Vehicle: ford maverick 2.4i Posts: 46	Here's a one liner... I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

26-01-2011, 19:54	#6
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,832	the mrs was talking to me about having a boob job,so i told her to save her money and just rub toilet roll between them everyday. will that work she asks? well it has worked on your arse i replied.