Drinking with a Yorkshire Lass

tezzer · 07-01-2011, 16:30

A Mexican, an Arab,

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and a Yorkshire Lass are

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in the same bar.

When the Mexican

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finishes his beer,

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he throws his glass

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in the air, pulls
out

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his pistol, and
shoots

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the glass
to pieces.

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He says, 'In Mexico ,

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our glasses are so

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cheap we don't need

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to drink with the
same one twice.'

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The Arab, obviously

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impressed by this,

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drinks non-alcohol beer

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(cuz he's a Muslim!),

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throws it into the

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air, pulls out his

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AK-47, and shoots

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the glass to pieces.

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He says, 'In the

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Arab World, we have

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so much sand to make

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glasses that we don't

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need to drink with

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the same one twice either.'

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The Yorkshire Lass,

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cool as a cucumber,

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picks up her beer,

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downs it in one gulp,

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throws the glass into

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the air, whips out her

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45, and shoots the

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Mexican and the Arab.

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Catching her glass,

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setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill,

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she says,
'In Yorkshire,

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we have so many

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illegal immigrants that

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we don't have to

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drink with the same ones twice.'

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God Bless Yorkshire !!

07-01-2011, 16:30	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	Drinking with a Yorkshire Lass A Mexican, an Arab, > and a Yorkshire Lass are > in the same bar. When the Mexican > finishes his beer, > he throws his glass > in the air, pulls out > his pistol, and shoots > the glass to pieces. > He says, 'In Mexico , > our glasses are so > cheap we don't need > to drink with the same one twice.' > The Arab, obviously > impressed by this, > drinks non-alcohol beer > (cuz he's a Muslim!), > throws it into the > air, pulls out his > AK-47, and shoots > the glass to pieces. > He says, 'In the > Arab World, we have > so much sand to make > glasses that we don't > need to drink with > the same one twice either.' > The Yorkshire Lass, > cool as a cucumber, > picks up her beer, > downs it in one gulp, > throws the glass into > the air, whips out her > 45, and shoots the > Mexican and the Arab. > Catching her glass, > setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, > she says, 'In Yorkshire, > we have so many > illegal immigrants that > we don't have to > drink with the same ones twice.' > God Bless Yorkshire !!