sunday afternoon quicky

[tezzer]

> The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year
> old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars
> Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
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> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
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> 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
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> 'An ambulance just drove by!'
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> 'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.
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> 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
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> 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
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> 'Jason is on his skate board!
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> After a few moments he announced, 'The Brown's are shagging!!'
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> Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
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> Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're shagging?'
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> Jimmy Brown is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.

[DaveAMac]

Ha ha! Good one!