Do Not Feed The Birds!!!

[The Patrolman]

A bit non PC, but hey !!




I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards over the patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poo. It was everywhere: on the patio tiles, the chairs, the
table...everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck
me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I
fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took
down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up
their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one
demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free education to anyone born here or not.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are
housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's class is behind other schools because over half the
class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my
bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than the Union
Jack are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
free liberties.

Just a thought, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the
bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the sh!t