The doctor's assistant.

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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes , sir "!! answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So Murphy, how was your day"??
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol".
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one"?? asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, Bravo ! you're good at this , and what about the third one "? asks the doctor.
" Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young, gorgeous woman bursts in, so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue , she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table , spreading her legs and shouts : HELP ME for the love of St. Patrick !! ... For five years I have not seen a man"!!
"Tunderin Lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do"? asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes" says Murphy !!