question for the police (silly one)

extreme-4x4 · 13-05-2009, 11:35

ok i borrowed a trailer last night. but got pulled over by 2 nice coppers 1 male and 1 (gorgeous) female

my crimes

no rear number plate
two lights not working
oh and my tyres look to be sticking out too much

the nice gent said its all mounting up isnt it... but nicely stopped looking for more faults...

i explained i had spare bulbs and the old number plate from the car in the boot... and i will fix the lights and no plate now

they explained if i did those two things they would be happy with that and just advise me of my crimes...

i asked if i could move on to sainsbury's where its lit up and not so many drunks wondering about... they were more than happy with that too

so i think i got off lightly 20 mins to fix in near darkness

but there is a lesson there........ always carry spare bulbs and anything else you might need to fix road side , it helps beleive me

now on to my question.
the pretty young p.c (yes the lady one) took my details ie name address etc....when she asked for my details, would i have got into trouble if id cheekily asked for her number.

cos she was nice. and i dont know, she did smile a lot and was very friendly/chatty
i dont know i dont get stopped much, but they normally stand like arms reach away from you "you know". she didnt, very comfortable and relaxed.
bloody nice friendly policing if nothing else

or would i have made things worse....?

or am i just like a dog on heat

zippy656 · 13-05-2009, 11:49

you could ahve asked. its up to her how she reacts.

you'd not have a second thought about asking say, a barmaid or checkout girl. they are after all just doing a job.

tezzer · 13-05-2009, 12:10

i would have been more worried if you asked the copper for HIS number, lol

tezzer

Deleted account DD · 13-05-2009, 12:54

Shy Kids get nowt

clivvy · 13-05-2009, 12:58

aye, i would have asked, its not a crime-police women are real people too...

extreme-4x4 · 13-05-2009, 13:29

bugger

....... missed a gem there !

(RIP) PLANK · 13-05-2009, 13:56

I remember being in this situation myself, i was operating a big inflatable ball pit for children at a fair and one of the little darling claimed to have seen a knife in amongsr the balls, I closed it down to search and a gorgeous police woman slipped of her shoes and belt etc and came in with me to search!

it was all going very well, a nice cheeky romp in the balls, i was going to ask her for her number and then:

my wife popped her head in through the door and spoiled it all

extreme-4x4 · 13-05-2009, 14:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by PLANK

I remember being in this situation myself, i was operating a big inflatable ball pit for children at a fair and one of the little darling claimed to have seen a knife in amongsr the balls, I closed it down to search and a gorgeous police woman slipped of her shoes and belt etc and came in with me to search!

it was all going very well, a nice cheeky romp in the balls, i was going to ask her for her number and then:

my wife popped her head in through the door and spoiled it all

its a cruel world init

lacroupade · 13-05-2009, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

its a cruel world init

To answer your fundamental question, yes, you're a dog on heat. Just witness that innocent young girl walking across the field on Sunday that you tried to make eyes at, just because she was walking her horse while wearing tight jodhpurs and a black bra...woof woof!!!

Deleted Member D · 13-05-2009, 17:10

The very worse thing that could have happened is she could have cuffed you taken you down town and put some pressure on you to talk.
Then she could have tied your hands together and hoisted you up to the ceiling and really gone to town by twisting your nipples and saying tell me the truth or I'll get really nasty.
Then as her skirt rides up her long shapely legs as she tries to pull you higher, she notices you giving her the glad eye.
So she really goes to town on you and pulls out the dreaded truncheon of peace.

Sorry I started to go off one then. lol

lacroupade · 13-05-2009, 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by dadba

the dreaded truncheon of peace.

more like the liquorice torpedo of mild amusement...

Deleted account DD · 13-05-2009, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by clivvy

aye, i would have asked, its not a crime-police women are real people too...

I have to agree, the missus may be looking in

willow · 13-05-2009, 19:19

Down boys you will do yourself no good at your age

Not to mention what your wives will do to you

lacroupade · 13-05-2009, 19:21

Us? Scared of little wifey? Pah!!

lacroupade · 13-05-2009, 19:29

Actually Extreme has secretly confessed to me, this is who he'd REALLY like to be arrested by.....

13-05-2009, 11:35	#1
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	question for the police (silly one) ok i borrowed a trailer last night. but got pulled over by 2 nice coppers 1 male and 1 (gorgeous) female my crimes no rear number plate two lights not working oh and my tyres look to be sticking out too much the nice gent said its all mounting up isnt it... but nicely stopped looking for more faults... i explained i had spare bulbs and the old number plate from the car in the boot... and i will fix the lights and no plate now they explained if i did those two things they would be happy with that and just advise me of my crimes... i asked if i could move on to sainsbury's where its lit up and not so many drunks wondering about... they were more than happy with that too so i think i got off lightly 20 mins to fix in near darkness but there is a lesson there........ always carry spare bulbs and anything else you might need to fix road side , it helps beleive me now on to my question. the pretty young p.c (yes the lady one) took my details ie name address etc....when she asked for my details, would i have got into trouble if id cheekily asked for her number. cos she was nice. and i dont know, she did smile a lot and was very friendly/chatty i dont know i dont get stopped much, but they normally stand like arms reach away from you "you know". she didnt, very comfortable and relaxed. bloody nice friendly policing if nothing else or would i have made things worse....? or am i just like a dog on heat

13-05-2009, 13:29	#6
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	bugger....... missed a gem there !

13-05-2009, 17:10	#10
Deleted Member D Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,441	The worstist thing The very worse thing that could have happened is she could have cuffed you taken you down town and put some pressure on you to talk. Then she could have tied your hands together and hoisted you up to the ceiling and really gone to town by twisting your nipples and saying tell me the truth or I'll get really nasty. Then as her skirt rides up her long shapely legs as she tries to pull you higher, she notices you giving her the glad eye. So she really goes to town on you and pulls out the dreaded truncheon of peace. Sorry I started to go off one then. lol

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13-05-2009, 11:49	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	you could ahve asked. its up to her how she reacts. you'd not have a second thought about asking say, a barmaid or checkout girl. they are after all just doing a job.

13-05-2009, 12:10	#3
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	i would have been more worried if you asked the copper for HIS number, lol tezzer

13-05-2009, 12:54	#4
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	Shy Kids get nowt

13-05-2009, 12:58	#5
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	aye, i would have asked, its not a crime-police women are real people too...

13-05-2009, 13:56	#7
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	I remember being in this situation myself, i was operating a big inflatable ball pit for children at a fair and one of the little darling claimed to have seen a knife in amongsr the balls, I closed it down to search and a gorgeous police woman slipped of her shoes and belt etc and came in with me to search! it was all going very well, a nice cheeky romp in the balls, i was going to ask her for her number and then: my wife popped her head in through the door and spoiled it all

13-05-2009, 19:19	#13
willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Norfolk East Vehicle: terrano11 1995 TD Posts: 1,955	Down boys you will do yourself no good at your age Not to mention what your wives will do to you

13-05-2009, 19:21	#14
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Us? Scared of little wifey? Pah!!