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Old 11-05-2009, 16:57   #1
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Talking Swine flu hotline

Rang swine flu hotline number the other day. All I got was a load of crackling noises.

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Old 13-05-2009, 07:40   #2
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Exclamation Advice update

Dont do this .............................

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Old 13-05-2009, 17:24   #3
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[QUOTE=dadba;53439]Rang swine flu hotline number the other day. All I got was a load of crackling noises.


Never have been good at telling jokes and when I do everyones heard it. (Mav 1st May)
Bit like the vic joke scene in vics reeves big night out.
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Old 13-05-2009, 23:11   #4
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used to worked with pigs on farm never caught anything from, but i`ve met some silly little pigs on 2 legs that can really give you the trotters, pukes.

just been told by my GP to stay away from FAT LITTLE PIGS, guess i`ll have to miss your next event dadba, sorry.

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Talking Talk about bad luck

Pinky & Perky were on the verge of making a come back then all this swine flu crap came out.
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Old 16-05-2009, 22:09   #6
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If you get an email from the Dept of Environment telling you about Swine flu and not to eat Tinned Pork ignore it, it's Spam


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If you get an email from the Dept of Environment telling you about Swine flu and not to eat Tinned Pork ignore it, it's Spam


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