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tezzer · 03-04-2009, 14:24

i'd rather have a "thomas" a couple a times a week, and divorce the wife. i'll tell you why a few years ago i helped my father in law castrate some lambs with a of pliers that looked similar to bolt croppers but the jaws dont close tight just enought to crush thier tubes

i got a b..llock ache after doing just one, did'nt do any more, darwin you are a brave man,

tezzer

tezzer · 03-04-2009, 16:41

darwin, hows the gonads doing mate, are they like coconuts yet???

a brave man indeed

sore nuts

Muzz · 03-04-2009, 16:44

You soft bunch.

I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing.

The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok.

The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at.
It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

tezzer · 03-04-2009, 16:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzz

You soft bunch.

I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing.

The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok.

The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at.
It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

a "JUG" more like a egg cup here mate, and i cant touch the bottom with the chap either. lol

a jug

tezzer

lacroupade · 03-04-2009, 17:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by tezzer

i'd rather have a "thomas" a couple a times a week, and divorce the wife. i'll tell you why a few years ago i helped my father in law castrate some lambs with a of pliers that looked similar to bolt croppers but the jaws dont close tight just enought to crush thier tubes

i got a b..llock ache after doing just one, did'nt do any more, darwin you are a brave man,

tezzer

bloody norah! my testicles have now left their little sack for good, never to be seen again!

lacroupade · 03-04-2009, 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzz

You soft bunch.

I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing.

The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok.

The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at.
It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

'..got the mrs to check the tackle...' ..hmmm, I wonder how he did that?

Muzz · 03-04-2009, 18:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by tezzer

a "JUG" more like a egg cup here mate, and i cant touch the bottom with the chap either. lol

a jug

tezzer

When I took my first sample in what meagre bit there was after scraping it off what ever it landed on the nurse said she needed a little more for testing.

She then gave me what looked like a half pint pot and said bring it it that next time. I looked at her and said urine and she shook her head.

I never went back.

A god knows what shes used to but a half pint pot bloody hell

Liam · 03-04-2009, 20:32

This is going downhill at a rapid pace, there is really nothing to it. Snip,snip and it's done, five minutes and sorted. The return with the samples is worse as they don't have anyone there to do it for you, if they had I'm sure they would have pretty long queues, unless it was a bloke of course.

03-04-2009, 20:40

oh so bored.

tezzer · 03-04-2009, 22:08

you will proberly be walking around like john wayne tomorrow.------ but without his horse. lol

tezzer

makeitfit · 03-04-2009, 23:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darwin

i was looking at this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-Terrano...1%7C240%3A1318

but would rather have a proper winch bumper but cant find a decent one

No no no, what you want is a winch bumper for £200.

New batch going to be done for me in a couple of weeks

If you want one let me know

Had my danglies rearranged many years back now, complete doddle, and I sold the quack a kitchen

Tony · 04-04-2009, 15:09

Hi Darwin
Frozen petit pois ( normal peas don't allow them to bed in) .Had mine done 1990 they worked then they should work now.(petit pois that is.).
Regards
Tony

dinky · 04-04-2009, 15:23

Got it done 20 yrs ago , come home had a bath and tried it out to see if it still worked.When having stitches out nurse said something wrong here

,called doctor and told him off for no symetrical stitching .

04-04-2009, 16:59

Been out for a drive , big bumps cuase discomfort but apart from that , np

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03-04-2009, 14:24	#16
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	i'd rather have a "thomas" a couple a times a week, and divorce the wife. i'll tell you why a few years ago i helped my father in law castrate some lambs with a of pliers that looked similar to bolt croppers but the jaws dont close tight just enought to crush thier tubes i got a b..llock ache after doing just one, did'nt do any more, darwin you are a brave man, tezzer

03-04-2009, 16:41	#17
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	darwin, hows the gonads doing mate, are they like coconuts yet??? a brave man indeed sore nuts

03-04-2009, 16:44	#18
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	You soft bunch. I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing. The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok. The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at. It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

03-04-2009, 20:32	#23
Liam Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Laois,Ireland Posts: 923	This is going downhill at a rapid pace, there is really nothing to it. Snip,snip and it's done, five minutes and sorted. The return with the samples is worse as they don't have anyone there to do it for you, if they had I'm sure they would have pretty long queues, unless it was a bloke of course.

03-04-2009, 22:08	#25
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	you will proberly be walking around like john wayne tomorrow.------ but without his horse. lol tezzer

04-04-2009, 15:09	#27
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	Hi Darwin Frozen petit pois ( normal peas don't allow them to bed in) .Had mine done 1990 they worked then they should work now.(petit pois that is.). Regards Tony

04-04-2009, 15:23	#28
dinky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH YORKSHIRE Vehicle: t20 lwb Posts: 1,238	Got it done 20 yrs ago , come home had a bath and tried it out to see if it still worked.When having stitches out nurse said something wrong here ,called doctor and told him off for no symetrical stitching .

04-04-2009, 16:59	#29
Darwin Guest Posts: n/a	Been out for a drive , big bumps cuase discomfort but apart from that , np