inland revenue

tezzer · 26-03-2009, 17:00

Talking Inland Revenue Inspector
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,
"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

lacroupade · 26-03-2009, 17:51

Reminds me of another foreskin joke....

I was in the pub the other might and a bloke asked if I wanted to buy a wallet.

"How much?" I asked.

"£150" he replied.

"You're joking" I said, "thats ridiculous!".

He replied "Ah, but they are hand made by the local rabbi out of discarded human foreskins!".

"So what" I said, "its still not worth £150?!".

"Ah yes" he said, "but if you stroke it, it turns into a set of suitcases.."

26-03-2009, 17:00	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	inland revenue Talking Inland Revenue Inspector At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

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26-03-2009, 17:51	#2
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Reminds me of another foreskin joke.... I was in the pub the other might and a bloke asked if I wanted to buy a wallet. "How much?" I asked. "£150" he replied. "You're joking" I said, "thats ridiculous!". He replied "Ah, but they are hand made by the local rabbi out of discarded human foreskins!". "So what" I said, "its still not worth £150?!". "Ah yes" he said, "but if you stroke it, it turns into a set of suitcases.."