My 2 fav emails of the day..

[Paul]

My 2 best crappy emails of today..
First one... Can't wait to spend this

Donation from Mrs Kate Donald
Rue 5/A Cocodi
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

Dearest In Christ,

May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the communion of the Holy Ghost be with you as you read this message, it is obvious, that this message will meet you with great surprise.

I am Mrs Kate Donald from the Republic of Seychelles. I am married to Engr. Joseph Donald who was the Chief Executive Director of an Oil and Gas producing Company here in Cote D' Ivoire for eleven years before he died on the 27th of November 2005.

We were married for eleven years with-out a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his sudden death, we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $6.2M U.S Dollars in a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire, and adviced me that he used my name as the next of kin and that the security company officials does not know the real content of the trunk box because he comorflage it as (FAMILY VALUABLES AND TREASURES), and it is still with the Security Company up till now.

Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem, the one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition now, I have decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church or individual that will use this fund for the helping of the orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

For i know that my sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in me in the kingdom of God according to the book of [Romans 8:18]. Therefore i am giving out this donation in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, for it is written that i should give, and it will be given to me. Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and I don't want my husband’s efforts to be in vain. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

Please, let my donation be in secret between you and i, as it is written in the book of [ Matthew 6:3 - 4].That when you do a charitable deed, do not let your left hand to know what your right hand is doing, that your charitable deed may be in secret;and your father who sees in secret will himself reward you openly.

I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord, because the Lord has been my strenght and hope

As soon as I receive your reply in acceptance of my donation, I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. I want you and the church to always pray for me . My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.

Please always be prayerful all through your life,and also remember me in prayers. May Almighty God make you an eternal excellency and a joy of many generations....Amen.
Hoping to receive your reply and remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours Sincerely in Christ,
Mrs Kate Donald.

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The second one....(Have made a note to open a HSBC account)

HSBC Internet Banking Account Review Notification. HSBC Internet Banking is constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts in our system. As a new security measure to protect you from fraudsters accessing your Internet banking account, We recently decided to review your account, so as to help us provide you with a more secure service. your access to sensitive account features will be limited. you have to log-in within 48hrs after receiving this notice to re-update your Internet banking account for urgent review. After 48hrs your account will be disabled. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for the inconvenience. Kindly re-update your Internet banking information by clicking on the link below.:

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[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

you are sooo lucky Paul, I dont get any of these generous people contacting me.

All I get is viagra offers and other sexual favours like screw-fix, b&q (diy.com).