12-01-2009, 22:28 | #1 |
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credit crunchThe married vertion
Husband and wife at tesco's He puts a box of stella in the trolley"the wife says what do you think your'e doing,he says It's on special offer £10 for 24 cans"put them back we can,t afford It"says the wife .A few aisles further on the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream & puts It In the Trolley."what are you doing asks the husband. The cream makes my face look beautiful" she says.Husband says, "So does 24 cans of stella & It's half the bloody price.
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12-01-2009, 23:02 | #2 |
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like it!!
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12-01-2009, 23:06 | #3 |
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Very good Neddy
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12-01-2009, 23:08 | #4 |
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very good mate..
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thats a man joke, proper lov it
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13-01-2009, 20:14 | #7 |
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or a clip around the ear if you tell your own wife
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zippy
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13-01-2009, 22:12 | #9 |
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that joke cost me 2 tops and 3 pairs of shoes( I will have to save up some more money before i decide to get brave It does not pay!!!!!(I could have got a roof rack If I had shut it)
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13-01-2009, 22:58 | #11 |
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your own fault for letting her see it then!
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13-01-2009, 23:33 | #12 |
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You men will never learn
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