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Old 10-01-2009, 11:59   #1
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She was standing in the kitchen Preparing to poach eggs for breakfast,wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment.' my eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T' shirt still around her neck. a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'the egg timer's broken.'
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:03   #2
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WHAT! !!






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TOOK




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i must be doing some thing wrong..


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Old 10-01-2009, 14:05   #3
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lmfao .... fantastic
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