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panelbeater · 21-02-2017, 14:36

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!::::

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

micken · 21-02-2017, 16:20

Brilliant, and possibly a true story

Reminds me about one I heard where the gyny looked up from between the lady's spreadeagled legs, said "Will you be needing this for your return journey?", and produced a bus ticket.

johnb5177 · 21-02-2017, 16:54

Gynaecologist, who was also DIY fanatic........redecorated his whole house through his letterbox.......

panelbeater · 22-02-2017, 10:05

nice john

zippy656 · 22-02-2017, 22:25

There was one gynecologist who retrained to be a mechanic,
Came top in every class.

Servicing he got 200%.

When asked the instructor said it what then first time he'd ever seen a service done like that!!

Through the exhaust, with the engine running!!

panelbeater · 23-02-2017, 08:40

lol

21-02-2017, 14:36	#1
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	doctors OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!:::: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.” Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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21-02-2017, 16:20	#2
micken Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Yorkshire Vehicle: 04 Terrano 3l sve TD auto Posts: 158	Brilliant, and possibly a true story Reminds me about one I heard where the gyny looked up from between the lady's spreadeagled legs, said "Will you be needing this for your return journey?", and produced a bus ticket.

21-02-2017, 16:54	#3
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	Gynaecologist, who was also DIY fanatic........redecorated his whole house through his letterbox.......

22-02-2017, 10:05	#4
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	nice john

22-02-2017, 22:25	#5
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	There was one gynecologist who retrained to be a mechanic, Came top in every class. Servicing he got 200%. When asked the instructor said it what then first time he'd ever seen a service done like that!! Through the exhaust, with the engine running!!

23-02-2017, 08:40	#6
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	lol