formula 1

[briggie]

“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower...

[don simon]

Excellent.
Feel the quality.

[emjaybee]

Its like the difference between a Rolls Royce and a half decomposed dog turd compared to what we had to endure over the weekend.

[rustic]

Originally Posted by briggie

“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower...

Looks like I might be renewing my membership next month after all.

Pete, do you get honorary membership? if not, you deserve it.

[rustic]

Originally Posted by emjaybee

Its like the difference between a Rolls Royce and a half decomposed dog turd compared to what we had to endure over the weekend.

Not quite the way I would have worded it, but true nether the less

[macabethiel]

A Briggie comeback has been achieved !

[johnb5177]

Welcome back....all is truly forgiven.....even if you never did anything.....

[Monaro Pete]

Good one Sir Briggie

[solarman216]

Well done Pete, Rick

[zippy656]

So unfair

In trying my best!

[briggie]

Originally Posted by zippy656

So unfair

In trying my best!

that's all you can do grasshopper , humour takes many forms

[emjaybee]

Originally Posted by zippy656

So unfair

In trying my best!

As my wife would say...

... yes, you are trying!

[rustic]

Originally Posted by zippy656

So unfair

In trying my best!

You know what they say...
If at first you don't succeed...











Give Up.




.

[panelbeater]

[emjaybee]