No briggie

zippy656 · 22-01-2017, 13:15

I was going to add some of my own cheese jokes, but I didn't think they were Gouda nuff.

don simon · 22-01-2017, 13:26

Where is Briggie? Edam well better get back here with some quality jokes, and soon! You'll brie the downfall of this place Zippy...

Thomas61 · 22-01-2017, 13:47

Can't believe we are stilton about cheese, I need to drink some morbier to take the edge off this humour

don simon · 22-01-2017, 13:55

Go caerphilly on the drinks, we don't want any livarot round here.

emjaybee · 22-01-2017, 14:02

Mods

How do I go about getting my £10 back?

Banshee · 22-01-2017, 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

Mods

How do I go about getting my £10 back?

It's not happening!!!!

I have to endure them too

emjaybee · 22-01-2017, 14:09

Can we maybe get a discount on next year for having to endure the current tirade of abysmal humour?

zippy656 · 22-01-2017, 14:10

Your all locked in .......

emjaybee · 22-01-2017, 14:14

Aw nuts.

Thomas61 · 22-01-2017, 14:29

Only something as subtle as a brick will put an end to this sorry saga

don simon · 22-01-2017, 14:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

Aw nuts.

Hey! In cashew hadn't noticed, these are some of the best puns you'll get on the interweb!

zippy656 · 22-01-2017, 14:54

Belive me you don't want me to start on puns

emjaybee · 22-01-2017, 15:24

I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.

THAT was less painful than these puns.

Thomas61 · 22-01-2017, 15:57

Sorry to hear the story of your pourly thumb, hope it did get feta okay. Could of been worse though I guess you could of hit it with a leerdammer now that would be a sardo tale.

That's it, I have no more. Now getting my coat.

don simon · 22-01-2017, 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.

THAT was less painful than these puns.

That sounds nasty, but as Thomas says, it curd've been worse.

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zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	No briggie I was going to add some of my own cheese jokes, but I didn't think they were Gouda nuff.

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22-01-2017, 13:26	#2
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Where is Briggie? Edam well better get back here with some quality jokes, and soon! You'll brie the downfall of this place Zippy...

22-01-2017, 13:47	#3
Thomas61 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Hampshire Vehicle: Terrano but now Honda CRV Posts: 658	Can't believe we are stilton about cheese, I need to drink some morbier to take the edge off this humour

22-01-2017, 13:55	#4
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Go caerphilly on the drinks, we don't want any livarot round here.

22-01-2017, 14:02	#5
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Mods How do I go about getting my £10 back?

22-01-2017, 14:09	#7
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Can we maybe get a discount on next year for having to endure the current tirade of abysmal humour?

22-01-2017, 14:10	#8
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Your all locked in .......

22-01-2017, 14:14	#9
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Aw nuts.

22-01-2017, 14:29	#10
Thomas61 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Hampshire Vehicle: Terrano but now Honda CRV Posts: 658	Only something as subtle as a brick will put an end to this sorry saga

22-01-2017, 14:54	#12
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Belive me you don't want me to start on puns

22-01-2017, 15:24	#13
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb. THAT was less painful than these puns.

22-01-2017, 15:57	#14
Thomas61 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Hampshire Vehicle: Terrano but now Honda CRV Posts: 658	Sorry to hear the story of your pourly thumb, hope it did get feta okay. Could of been worse though I guess you could of hit it with a leerdammer now that would be a sardo tale. That's it, I have no more. Now getting my coat.