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Old 21-10-2015, 14:00   #1
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A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to, of all people a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Old 21-10-2015, 14:08   #2
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very very good rustic , has my " humour " rubbed off on you ?
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Old 21-10-2015, 21:05   #6
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very very good rustic , has my " humour " rubbed off on you ?
No, it's probably the medication lol...
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Old 21-10-2015, 21:22   #7
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