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Old 30-07-2013, 19:57   #1
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the conker tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the conker tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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Old 30-07-2013, 20:02   #2
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the conker tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the conker tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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Old 30-07-2013, 20:10   #3
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it was better when you went AWOL !
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Old 30-07-2013, 20:13   #4
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it was better when you went AWOL !
according to virgin , my tinternet gets switched off after tomorrow at this house
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Old 30-07-2013, 20:17   #5
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it was better when you went AWOL !
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