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Old 18-07-2013, 22:37   #1
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There was a bit of a commotion at tescos this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of pork pies and pasties, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my MP about my human rights I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she meant my credit card.

They have told me to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us older people a little clearer!
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Old 18-07-2013, 23:14   #2
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There was a bit of a commotion at tescos this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of pork pies and pasties, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my MP about my human rights I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she meant my credit card.

They have told me to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us older people a little clearer!
Aye briggie, you made the news
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