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Old 14-06-2013, 22:23   #1
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Default Dumb Blonde

So a dumb blonde decides the would like to be a chicken farmer.
So she buys a dozen chickens from a local farmer.
Two weeks later she buys another dozen chickens from the same farmer.
This goes on for six months.
Baffled the farmer say's to the dumb blonde.How come you need so many chickens?
Dumb blonde replies Well all of them kept dying.
WHAT yelled the farmer,i had better come and have a look to see where you are going wrong.
Ah no need says the blonde,i now know what i was doing wrong.
And what was that asks the farmer.And She say's I was planting them too deep.
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