money

[briggie]

Money:

It can buy you a house, but not a home.

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy you a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer, more giving and unselfish friend you will never find.

[exosteve]

you can have All of my money bud. ive got about 2 quid at the mo.
but you must take all my pain and suffering with it lol.
and in my generosity maybe you will start a collection fund for me for new tyres.
steve

[bry]

Originally Posted by briggie

Money:

It can buy you a house, but not a home.

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy you a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer, more giving and unselfish friend you will never find.

Sorry but you are too late.My wife has apparently taken all of my suffering from me.