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Old 24-08-2012, 17:19   #1
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DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT









A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving.






Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

"Roughly a gallon."
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Old 24-08-2012, 17:48   #2
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Count me in... I'll gladly give 2 gallon.

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Old 24-08-2012, 20:50   #3
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i'd go n buy some just for that & mr says he'd empty his tank!
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Old 24-08-2012, 23:45   #4
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I have 100 gallons available for a job like this, and would gladly give it free, but we are just wishing, but who knows sometimes wishes come true, Rick
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Old 25-08-2012, 00:10   #5
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I'd give my fuel tank
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Old 25-08-2012, 07:56   #6
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And the bad news for us all is when you get rid of one lot of lying cheating scumbags there's always a queue of people waiting to take their place. Better the scum you know that etc. David. That's me for the tower!
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