Newly Weds

R1cho · 22-06-2012, 16:41

Newlyweds undressing, Groom removes socks,bride asks wots wrong with ur feet - ur toes all mangled?
I had Tolio as child.
U mean polio?
No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes. Groom removes his trousers & bride asks wots wrong wiv ur knees, they're deformed,
As a child i had kneasles.
U mean measles?
No Kneasles - a strange illness that only affected my knees.
Groom removes his boxers......
Don't tell me, says bride - ******* smallcox!

briggie · 22-06-2012, 18:36

96terrano · 22-06-2012, 19:27

22-06-2012, 16:41	#1
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	Newly Weds Newlyweds undressing, Groom removes socks,bride asks wots wrong with ur feet - ur toes all mangled? I had Tolio as child. U mean polio? No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes. Groom removes his trousers & bride asks wots wrong wiv ur knees, they're deformed, As a child i had kneasles. U mean measles? No Kneasles - a strange illness that only affected my knees. Groom removes his boxers...... Don't tell me, says bride - ******* smallcox!

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22-06-2012, 18:36	#2
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473

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