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Old 04-01-2012, 19:19   #1
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Talking first briggie joke of 2012 !!!!

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."
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Old 04-01-2012, 20:47   #2
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KEEP EM COMING BRIGGI---------THEY CANT HURT ANY ONE
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:04   #4
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Default Read only if you are over 40

As the title says...

And I thought of Briggie.....




The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can
Read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat..
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down


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