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Old 21-09-2011, 15:46   #1
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Talking A coupla funnies

Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Never Bin Laid On.

Q. Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer?
A. Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. What does it mean when the man in your bed is gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A. It means you're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
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