aussie genie

[briggie]

An Aussie bloke is walking along Bondi beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blond genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blond genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful sheilas. He roots them all and then begins to explore the house. He opens a door and finds a room filled with $100 bills.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a branch and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods and it's the two blond genies. One blond genie says to the other blond genie, 'Hey, I can understand the first wish having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but wanting to be hung like a black man is beyond me.'