Rant thread - welcome one and all!

[briggie]

Originally Posted by jims-terrano

An Englishman through and through "So my pet hate is the weather.....
Too hot, too cold, too wet, too windy, too dry, too much snow, not enough snow...."

Jim

snowing here now jim

[11redrex]

People who've got snow and boast about it when I haven't had any apart from when I went out to do some work yesterday and got an arse crack full of the stuff and people who sit right up your arse when you're doing 60 on the motorway to save fuel and the planet expecting you to speed up just because they're right up your arse and people who shake their fists and swear at you when they're in their cars but then lock their doors and phone the police when you force them onto the hard shoulder and start smashing their car up with a 5 foot crow bar.

And french people.

Rant over.

[jims-terrano]

People from Rotherham cos I just seen a photo on BBC News web site with loads of snow.

Jim

[11redrex]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAArgggghhhb

people who outbid me on stuff when the seller's got loads of them for 99p all ending soon

Edit : Just got a better one for 99p hahahahahahahahah

[ClanWolf]

Scumbags who abuse their wives mentally & emotionally knowing full well their behaviour will condition the victim against seeking help.

And if the victim should dare to try and escape, they turn their wife's life into a living hell with no recourse to law for respite. (10 months so far.)

Although I believe in the death penalty, I do not believe that wishing anyone a gruesome and painful demise is right. I am raging, conflicted and will not overstep the constraints she has placed on me, for her sanity and being able to live with herself. The frustration of not being able to intervene is driving me to distraction here.

[larson]

sounds like you got plenty on..

[BigBlack]

Originally Posted by 11redrex

people who shake their fists and swear at you when they're in their cars but then lock their doors and phone the police when you force them onto the hard shoulder and start smashing their car up with a 5 foot crow bar.

[ClanWolf]

Originally Posted by larson

sounds like you got plenty on..

Got nothing happening as the wheels of divorce grind slow, and he is unfortunately a devious bastard who has avoided being evicted from the premises.

So she endures and I (and several others) reign in justified but unfulfillable urges to do the world a favour.

[MontysMaverick]

Tell ya whats pissing me off at the moment.

1. This government thinking we are all as full of the same shite as them.

2. The EU or what ever they are calling themselves today.

3. Arseholes who peep there horn for no reason, then when you say "whats up" they smile and put their thumbs up and youn dont know them , infact youve never seen them before.

4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to.

5. People who ride horses on the road, whats the feckin fields for.

6.Cheryl Cole, gobby false cow.

7. The rising cost of diesel

8. Shammy Chakrabarti, wish shed have a shave and shut the feck up about freedom and free speech, she needs to get a proper job or think her self lucky shes got a job as its getting to the point where most folk aint got any job at all.

9. Speed cameras, nowt but a money making racket.

10. oh and Alan Feckin Titchmarsh what a full blown Wan£er he is comes from up north and proud of it but never been north of watford since being famous... traitor

Thats about it for now but suppose someone will upset me in the next hr

[jims-terrano]

"4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to."

What about the dim wit's who pick it up in a poo bag and then dump the bag What's that about? Better to put the bag in yer pocket to keep your hands warm

Jim

[Ian Hunt]

Originally Posted by tezzer

people who bid and win a car or anything else really, call and make arrangements and then don't bother turning up,--- to**ers

immigrants.

drivers who fill up with petrol, and then sit in car at the pump,making a poxy phone call,--

Jehovah witness, they always knock when im either eating or in the crapper,

i think that's it for now.

1. Agreed. Unless a very good reason.
2. (Slightly offensive without any context)
My wife's parents immigrated from Bangladesh in the 50s & have done more for our economy than anyone else I know.
Sweeping statements belong with dodgy politicians....
Do my children belong on an over-simplistic & generalised list too?
3. I sat (with 3 queueing behind me today) for a pump, whilst the lady in front changed her shoes, passed nibbles to her child, sent a txt & spent 5 minutes plugging in her seat belt - oblivious to the cars queuing onto the busy road. Agreed.
4. Jehovahs witnesses? Invite them in & offer them a cold tinny while you finish your cr*p!

Peace!

[MontysMaverick]

Originally Posted by jims-terrano

"4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to."

What about the dim wit's who pick it up in a poo bag and then dump the bag What's that about? Better to put the bag in yer pocket to keep your hands warm

Jim

Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash

[briggie]

Originally Posted by MontysMaverick

Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash

why do you think dogs lick their bums when theyve eaten ? .... to get rid of the taste

[larson]

Originally Posted by briggie

why do you think dogs lick their bums when theyve eaten ? .... to get rid of the taste

briggie that was your best joke yet

[jims-terrano]

Originally Posted by MontysMaverick

Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash

Ouhh I might ask the wife if she fancies being on the leash then run LF

Jim

PS we do pick it up and take it to a bin.