Scotsmen

The Patrolman · 06-10-2010, 20:28

In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG

patbhoy · 06-10-2010, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Patrolman

In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG

Subsitute the beer/lager for whisky

briggie · 06-10-2010, 21:11

they dont sell beer in scotland do they ?

briggie · 06-10-2010, 21:17

What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.

tezzer · 06-10-2010, 23:18

, another briggie joke,

The Patrolman · 06-10-2010, 23:32

A Scotsman walks into a pub................

No surprise there then!

06-10-2010, 20:28	#1
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	Scotsmen In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG

06-10-2010, 21:11	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	they dont sell beer in scotland do they ?

06-10-2010, 21:17	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	What do you call a Scots woman with one leg? Eileen.

06-10-2010, 23:18	#5
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	, another briggie joke,

06-10-2010, 23:32	#6
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	A Scotsman walks into a pub................ No surprise there then!