Excitable sadie

briggie · 14-08-2010, 19:43

EXCITABLE SADIE
　
Excitable Sadie, the inflatable lady,
Arrived through the post yesterday,
So I undid the packing, and pulled off the backing,
And took her upstairs to play.
I pumped and I pumped, and on her I jumped,
I ran me hand through her hair,
But I got me watch caught, and pulled her hair taut,
And out came a fountain of air,
She let out a fizz, and started to whizz,
And shot round and round in the room,
She startled the cat, when she flew past the mat,
And straight out the window she zoomed.
So it’s goodbye Sadie, the inflatable lady,
The woman I’ve wanted so long,
Cos all I've got left, is a piece of left breast,
With a tag saying ‘made in Hong Kong’

(RIP) PLANK · 14-08-2010, 20:19

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14-08-2010, 19:43	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	Excitable sadie EXCITABLE SADIE 　 Excitable Sadie, the inflatable lady, Arrived through the post yesterday, So I undid the packing, and pulled off the backing, And took her upstairs to play. I pumped and I pumped, and on her I jumped, I ran me hand through her hair, But I got me watch caught, and pulled her hair taut, And out came a fountain of air, She let out a fizz, and started to whizz, And shot round and round in the room, She startled the cat, when she flew past the mat, And straight out the window she zoomed. So it’s goodbye Sadie, the inflatable lady, The woman I’ve wanted so long, Cos all I've got left, is a piece of left breast, With a tag saying ‘made in Hong Kong’

14-08-2010, 20:19	#2
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	brilliant