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Old 13-02-2010, 11:52   #1
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Found this on the 'net:

A Yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene the Yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he whined.
"You Yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the Yuppie. Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"
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Old 13-02-2010, 12:35   #2
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Old 13-02-2010, 20:36   #3
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Funny enough, was in court the other month, cos a dick waited till I was three quarter way past him & he opened his door (he was standing on the outside at the time) which then vacuumed into my back wheel of the bus, taking the door off.. (it was only 2 weeks old)
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Funny enough, was in court the other month, cos a dick waited till I was three quarter way past him & he opened his door (he was standing on the outside at the time) which then vacuumed into my back wheel of the bus, taking the door off.. (it was only 2 weeks old)
what a ******, please don't tell me he won owt???
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Old 13-02-2010, 21:01   #5
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what a ******, please don't tell me he won owt???
OHHHHH NO.. He went from owing £300 ish to owing £1200, his insurance & for the court costs, my time out of work ..
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OHHHHH NO.. He went from owing £300 ish to owing £1200, his insurance & for the court costs, my time out of work ..
Excellent, was he a BMW driver?

One of my pet hates these twats who open doors into your path.

Had one arse who told me i had enough room to swerve around him!!! AND told me he had to open the door to get to this kiddy in the baby seat.

Some time later he left the scene with some very clear guidance on how to park, open his doors as well load and unload ............ oh yes and a ticket.

He was innocent of course and was going to take me to the highest court in the land.

Never saw or heard from him again
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