naked britain day

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WALK NAKED IN BRITAIN DAY

Don?t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it
is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM,
all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block
for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
Patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all British women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold 6 -pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
Sentiment. The British government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
Activity.

God bless Great Britain !