aids alert

tezzer · 02-09-2009, 19:49

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player.
They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

'What's that?' the lady questions.

'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me.'

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that
says NIKE.

'What's that?' the lady questions again..

'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo
that says AIDS.

You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.

'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.

extreme-4x4 · 02-09-2009, 19:53

le cock sportif, fits on mine

lacroupade · 02-09-2009, 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

le cock sportif, fits on mine

in 6-point Times New Roman....

larson · 02-09-2009, 20:20

i used to work with a chap who had kung fu on his nob.. i asked him why and he said BIG KICK

true story...

paulp · 02-09-2009, 20:22

i have that welsh railway station on mine

paulp

paulp · 02-09-2009, 20:23

rhyl

paulp

02-09-2009, 19:49	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	aids alert A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. 'What's that?' the lady questions. 'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.' Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. 'What's that?' the lady questions again.. 'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV. Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS. You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams. 'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.

02-09-2009, 20:22	#5
paulp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: essex Vehicle: nissan mistral 27td Posts: 1,043	joke i have that welsh railway station on mine paulp

02-09-2009, 20:23	#6
paulp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: essex Vehicle: nissan mistral 27td Posts: 1,043	joke rhyl paulp

02-09-2009, 19:53	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	le cock sportif, fits on mine

02-09-2009, 20:20	#4
larson Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: moomin vally Posts: 1,138	i used to work with a chap who had kung fu on his nob.. i asked him why and he said BIG KICK true story...