Whacko Jacko

makeitfit · 26-06-2009, 18:54

All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded!
He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though!

extreme-4x4 · 26-06-2009, 19:07

sicko

dino · 26-06-2009, 19:58

He was a great showman

and singer

R.I.P

dsgrnmcm · 26-06-2009, 20:16

After his death the US govermont released a press statment:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

dino · 26-06-2009, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsgrnmcm

After his death the US government released a press statement:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

I thought you were going to say he was being made into a slide for a moment

26-06-2009, 20:29

No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.

makeitfit · 26-06-2009, 20:32

Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags

That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids

Deleted account DD · 26-06-2009, 20:36

I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong.

Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him.

26-06-2009, 18:54	#1
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Whacko Jacko All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded! He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though!

26-06-2009, 20:16	#4
dsgrnmcm Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Devon, Bideford Vehicle: T2 97 2.7tdi SWB Posts: 313	Placo jacko After his death the US govermont released a press statment: "On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

26-06-2009, 19:07	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	sicko

26-06-2009, 19:58	#3
dino Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wiltshire Vehicle: Ford maverick SWB 2.4 Posts: 345	He was a great showman and singer R.I.P

26-06-2009, 20:29	#6
jacarter Guest Posts: n/a	No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.

26-06-2009, 20:32	#7
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids

26-06-2009, 20:36	#8
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong. Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him.