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17-05-2009, 00:46
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best one so far - gorden brown joke
Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found one such girl in a local pub. He said " Im Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied " Mr Prime Minster, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times were living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol, and screw me the way you have screwed the pensioners, then it wont cost you a f**king thing |
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17-05-2009, 10:40
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Did not really want to start a new thread so i have put this one in here as its on the same lines as above but its no joke!.
http://petition.co.uk/publish_mp_expenses_in_ Maybe you can sign the petition by scrolling down the page. Mav. |
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17-05-2009, 13:49
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