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17-04-2009, 13:37 | #1 |
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the bird feeder
The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my patio and filled It lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue. Then came the bird shit. It was Everywhere; on the patio tiles, The chairs, the table .... Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And other birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like It used to be ... Quiet, serene And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal. Now let's see .... Our governments give out Free food, free housing, Free medical care, and free Education and allows anyone Born here to get automatic Citizenship. And so the illegals come by The millions. Suddenly Our taxes go up to pay for the Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 or more families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers; Your child's year 12 class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other than ours are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding that we change our way of life. Its just my opinion but: Maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government To take down the damn bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not keep cleaning up the shit! tezzer |
17-04-2009, 14:14 | #2 |
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i bet you miss the days of alf garnet.
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17-04-2009, 14:27 | #3 |
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to right mate, and enoch powell, i dont mind black people, it's the european immigrants that get my goat, come here with nothing and end up with houses, full benefits, and our second generation get sod all, i have just had to write a letter to the council saying i am throwing my daughter out and the kids, and then they phoned me to comfirm that i wrote it, i've had to make her homeless so she can get some sort of housing of her own. now to all the do gooders out there, what do you think of that. something is seriously wrong in this country
now i am really pissed off again, im going to hit someone, lol tezzer |
21-04-2009, 00:38 | #4 |
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Cant say i have had a problem with any immigrant though our local paper's court section does seem to have a disproportionate amount of people from Lithuania drink driving.
I agree totally about illegal immigrants but think our society is enriched with other cultures. I also think that the government (and some immigrants) do not do enough to integrate into our society. Also there is definately too many folk let into the UK at a time. A slow and gradual intake of immigrants would be better than the numbers the government have let in. I also think that part of the problem with integration is that certain ethnic minorities have congregated near to each other rather than be dispersed through out the country. If everyone around you can speak your native language then there is no incentive to learn English!! |
21-04-2009, 10:02 | #5 |
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And of course with a declining youth population that one day will be inadequate to support the state pension scheme, we need proper wage-earning immigrants whether we like it or not...
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21-04-2009, 16:59 | #6 |
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we dont need any immigrants now, we have to many of the parasites, bloody come here and get full benefits and flats / houses and handouts, as zippy says breaking the law and getting away with it because they can't be traced, my mates a supervisor for a large firm and they employ immigrants and there are 12 off them they all drive cars to work only 2 have licences, when he asked where the road tax is, they replied that they pay enought tax on their wages.
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