drug enforcement dog

tezzer · 07-04-2009, 21:03

>> Subject: Another good funny
>>
>> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the >> plane
>> when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black >> Labrador
>> in the middle seat next to the man.
>>
>> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the >> dog is
>> allowed on the plane ?
>>
>> The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency >> officer
>> and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the >> best there is.
>> I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
>>
>> The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says:
>> Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'.
>>
>> Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
>> purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
>>
>> Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's >> arm.
>>
>> The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says:
>> 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of >> her
>> seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
>>
>> 'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.
>>
>> Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles.
>> The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
>> returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the >> agent's
>> arm.
>>
>> The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm >> making
>> note of his seat number for the police.'
>>
>> 'I like it!' says his seat mate.
>>
>> The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.
>>
>> Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down >> for a
>> moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the
>> middle seat and proceeds to shit all over the place.
>>
>> The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can't >> figure
>> out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this,
>> so he asks the agent 'What's going on?'
>>
>>
>> The agent nervously replies,
>>
>>
>> 'He just found a bomb !'

07-04-2009, 21:03	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	drug enforcement dog >> Subject: Another good funny >> >> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the >> plane >> when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black >> Labrador >> in the middle seat next to the man. >> >> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the >> dog is >> allowed on the plane ? >> >> The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency >> officer >> and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the >> best there is. >> I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' >> >> The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says: >> Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'. >> >> Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very >> purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. >> >> Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's >> arm. >> >> The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says: >> 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of >> her >> seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.' >> >> 'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man. >> >> Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. >> The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, >> returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the >> agent's >> arm. >> >> The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm >> making >> note of his seat number for the police.' >> >> 'I like it!' says his seat mate. >> >> The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again. >> >> Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down >> for a >> moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the >> middle seat and proceeds to shit all over the place. >> >> The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can't >> figure >> out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, >> so he asks the agent 'What's going on?' >> >> >> The agent nervously replies, >> >> >> 'He just found a bomb !'