Foriegn doctors

zippy656 · 20-03-2009, 07:22

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we
can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We can take two
arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.

20-03-2009, 07:22	#1
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Foriegn doctors An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'. A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'. A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'. The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We can take two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.