should children witness childbirth.

tezzer · 15-02-2009, 01:05

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Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power blackout, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.

The house was very dark so he asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed child what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack him again!"

If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you .....

tezzer

15-02-2009, 01:05	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	should children witness childbirth. I love this one! Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power blackout, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very dark so he asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed child what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack him again!" If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you ..... tezzer