Unanswered questions

zippy656 · 23-01-2018, 20:44

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

13. What do people in China call their good plates?

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

17. What do you call male ballerinas?

18. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??

19. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?!!

don simon · 23-01-2018, 20:59

likes number 27 a lot.

solarman216 · 23-01-2018, 21:40

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Originally Posted by don simon

likes number 27 a lot.

Me to but I can explain it, Rick

zippy656 · 23-01-2018, 22:51

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Originally Posted by solarman216

Me to but I can explain it, Rick

Very simple

Dogs are daft :-)

solarman216 · 23-01-2018, 23:05

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Originally Posted by zippy656

Very simple

Dogs are daft :-)

Nah dogs are far from daft, they read your body language like no other, they can smell cancer (once tought to flag it up) and if you blow into a dogs face it is seen by them as an act of aggression, my jacks chew my ears and sort of cough into them, this is a sign of love but would never cough (or blow into my face)
my dogs almost know what I am thinking, Rick

Thomas-the-Terrano2 · 23-01-2018, 23:24

#2, think its only about 50 feet down, maybe 90, as seen it on deeds ref mineral rights.

terranosaurusdoug · 24-01-2018, 12:35

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Originally Posted by Thomas-the-Terrano2

#2, think its only about 50 feet down, maybe 90, as seen it on deeds ref mineral rights.

Interesting

terranosaurusdoug · 24-01-2018, 12:36

We should have a group outing to go watch QI live

I'll see if there is enough straight jackets in the country

perelaar · 24-01-2018, 22:29

Absolutely agree with Rick, our 2 labradors are just the same!

don simon · 24-01-2018, 22:34

28. Why does cheese have a sell by date?

23-01-2018, 20:44	#1
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Unanswered questions 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'? 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 13. What do people in China call their good plates? 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 17. What do you call male ballerinas? 18. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream?? 19. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner? 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass? 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?!!

23-01-2018, 23:24	#6
Thomas-the-Terrano2 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hackenthorpe Sheffield Vehicle: Terrano2 R20 lwb 2.7TDi Posts: 5,234	#2, think its only about 50 feet down, maybe 90, as seen it on deeds ref mineral rights. __________________ M6YTB / 20YTB '60' 2010 Ford C Max Zetec 1.6i, black '56' 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee 3.0TD, silver 2021 Bailey Pegasus Grade SE Turin caravan Smile, its more likely to confuse. One Life, Don't Just Live It, Drive a Nissan, or ...... a Jeep. Owner of Nissan 4x4s 2005 to 2019, and maybe in the future too!

23-01-2018, 20:59	#2
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	likes number 27 a lot.

24-01-2018, 12:36	#8
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	We should have a group outing to go watch QI live I'll see if there is enough straight jackets in the country

24-01-2018, 22:29	#9
perelaar Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Belgium Vehicle: Terrano II 2.7TDi SWB '97 Posts: 802	Absolutely agree with Rick, our 2 labradors are just the same!

24-01-2018, 22:34	#10
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	28. Why does cheese have a sell by date?