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Old 22-01-2017, 13:15   #1
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Just be glad I didn't make any German sausage jokes. Those are the wurst.
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Old 22-01-2017, 15:08   #2
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Stop being a brat, they are the wurst....
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Old 22-01-2017, 15:57   #3
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My renewal comes up next month...
I will seriously have to consider this after the contents of todays jokes.

I saw Zippy's school report once...

It said...
Zippy sets himself very low standards, then fails to achieve them.

I often wondered what they meant by that... but from todays offerings, I understand now lol...
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Old 22-01-2017, 16:43   #4
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Stop your wiener
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Old 22-01-2017, 18:21   #5
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My renewal comes up next month...
I will seriously have to consider this after the contents of todays jokes.

I saw Zippy's school report once...

It said...
Zippy sets himself very low standards, then fails to achieve them.

I often wondered what they meant by that... but from todays offerings, I understand now lol...
You said you would never tell!!
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Old 22-01-2017, 19:42   #6
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Zippy, you've been a real hotdog today with the jokes

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Old 22-01-2017, 20:16   #7
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Zippy, you've been a real hotdog today with the jokes

not cutting the mustard, imo... I'll not give him time to ketchup, you can't have both!
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