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Old 08-01-2017, 20:53   #1
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Wink office managers ?

Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom draw.
That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse
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Old 08-01-2017, 22:45   #2
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No!!!

On the top shelf in the stationary cupboard
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Old 08-01-2017, 23:46   #3
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Nice one Zips, Rick
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You dirty old men


Where do I sign up
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You dirty old men

Old??? Ok at 52 maybe I am

I blame briggie!
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Old 10-01-2017, 18:15   #6
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Old??? Ok at 52 maybe I am

I blame briggie!
I'm two years behind you....... Can I blame Briggie too
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Can I blame Briggie too
Yup
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I am a good deal older, so I must quallify, only today I removed a long bar counter to reveal several 4 inch holes into the celler, one of the girls asked what they were for? I said guess, she responded "peeping holes" and promply stood over one with legs appart! had she been wearing a dress I would have requested she stay there while I depart to the cellar, but no point having got trousers on, shame cos she is tasty, but also cannot mix work with pleasure, Rick
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