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04-06-2016, 11:19 | #1 |
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Where did I come from? From an IT perpective.
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mother and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I Was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
wait for it "YOU HAVE MALE"
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04-06-2016, 11:31 | #2 |
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Rustic, I think briggie has hacked your account
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04-06-2016, 16:11 | #3 |
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No I haven't !!
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Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more. |
04-06-2016, 16:14 | #4 |
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Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more. |
04-06-2016, 18:50 | #5 |
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Good one
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04-06-2016, 12:33 | #6 |
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Good one.
Even Suz laughed at that. Sent from my SM-T705 using Tapatalk |
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