The rectum stretcher!

Dave_Askham · 29-10-2015, 15:29

A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'

She replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?............

'A Rectum Stretcher!'

'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,
then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge...'

don simon · 29-10-2015, 16:53

Opened the thread with trepidation.... Worth it though....

ps. When's Briggie back off holiday?

Dave_Askham · 29-10-2015, 17:01

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Originally Posted by don simon

Opened the thread with trepidation.... Worth it though....

ps. When's Briggie back off holiday?

if you're referring to Ian (ogri) ??? I think he'll be back tomorrow???

don simon · 29-10-2015, 17:17

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Originally Posted by Dave_Askham

if you're referring to Ian (ogri) ??? I think he'll be back tomorrow???

No, it's definitely Briggie who normally supplies the funnies....

emjaybee · 29-10-2015, 18:51

Wondered where the title was taking us.

We like it, we like it a lot!!!

29-10-2015, 15:29	#1
Dave_Askham Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: North Lincolnshire Vehicle: 05 Terrano 2.7 LWB Posts: 60	The rectum stretcher! A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?............ 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge...'

29-10-2015, 16:53	#2
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Opened the thread with trepidation.... Worth it though.... ps. When's Briggie back off holiday?

29-10-2015, 18:51	#5
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Wondered where the title was taking us. We like it, we like it a lot!!!