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21-10-2015, 14:00
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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For Golf players...
A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to, of all people a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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21-10-2015, 14:08
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Location: Gone.
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21-10-2015, 17:11
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
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21-10-2015, 20:15
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
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Nice one!
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21-10-2015, 20:33
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
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very very good rustic , has my " humour " rubbed off on you ?
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21-10-2015, 21:05
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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Quote:
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Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more. |
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21-10-2015, 21:22
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Off road maniac
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
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Maggie laughed her pants off, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac  Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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22-10-2015, 15:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Derby
Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0
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Nice one.lol
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22-10-2015, 18:30
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2013
Location: South Yorkshire..
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano MK 2 SE
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Funny..
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Hybrid Mode
