stutter

briggie · 14-10-2015, 21:36

A teacher is explaining biology to her 9 year-old pupils.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a pussy-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back garden with my little cat
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence right into our garden!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It certainly was,' said the little girl.

'My kitten raised her back, and went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F----off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.

solarman216 · 14-10-2015, 21:38

just where do you get em from Pete? Rick

briggie · 14-10-2015, 21:40

I search the world to bring you humour

emjaybee · 14-10-2015, 21:49

Nice one!!!

johnb5177 · 14-10-2015, 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

I search the world to bring you humour

And you succeed admirably sir........

don simon · 14-10-2015, 22:04

Been watching The Apprentice for tonight's Lolz, but that's a good 'un.

14-10-2015, 21:36	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	stutter A teacher is explaining biology to her 9 year-old pupils. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a pussy-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, 'I was in the back garden with my little cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence right into our garden!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It certainly was,' said the little girl. 'My kitten raised her back, and went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F----off !,' the Rottweiler ate her! The teacher had to leave the room.

14-10-2015, 21:38	#2
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,431	just where do you get em from Pete? Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

14-10-2015, 21:40	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	I search the world to bring you humour

14-10-2015, 21:49	#4
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Nice one!!!

14-10-2015, 22:04	#6
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Been watching The Apprentice for tonight's Lolz, but that's a good 'un.