The nudist beach...

rustic · 20-09-2015, 12:43

Got your attention:
Things are too serious at the moment, time to loosen up lol..

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

macabethiel · 20-09-2015, 12:51

lol

jims-terrano · 20-09-2015, 13:05

Haha

don simon · 20-09-2015, 13:25

emjaybee · 20-09-2015, 15:25

We like it...

...we like it a lot !!!

Mr K · 20-09-2015, 16:56

That cheered me up

SilasStingy · 20-09-2015, 19:28

Haha wonderful!

firebobby · 20-09-2015, 20:11

Both very funny

emjaybee · 20-09-2015, 22:24

Short and sweet!

briggie · 21-09-2015, 20:23

I willingly submit my crown

rustic · 21-09-2015, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

I willingly submit my crown

No, I think we have a long way to go to catch up with you Pete...

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emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Short and sweet!

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